The Lunchroom Bandit and I are going to tell you about two of our favorite restaurants:
Olive Garden: I am going to tell you about my favorite restaurant. First they have great bred sticks. Next they have awesome salad. Then they have yummy pasta. Now dilishes soup. Last they have terifec chicken. That is my favorite restaurant!
La Choza: Rarely do I think about a meal I ate in a past decade. Ok, it happens occasionally, and it’s always the same one. Sometime around May of 1993, I ate a grilled shrimp dish with creamed jalepeno and garlic butter sauces. The jalepeno sauce was not spicy, just marvelous in every way. The shrimp were ginormous (to quote “Elf”) and whatever else was on the plate was simply bowing towards the shrimp and sauces as if to say “we’re not worthy.” The unfortunate thing for me is that this restaurant is in Cozumel, Mexico and I am very much NOT in Cozumel. So if you ever go to Cozumel, you must go to La Choza and order this dish. But be warned, the succulent flavors will stalk you for the rest of your life.